Eminem
Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is a renowned American rapper, songwriter, and record producer known for his lyrical prowess, controversial themes, and influential impact on hip-hop culture. His music often explores personal struggles, societal issues, and his own life experiences with raw honesty and sharp wit. Eminem has achieved global fame and critical acclaim, earning numerous awards and recognition for his contributions to the music industry.
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"If I catch you sucking another dick you better unsuck it""Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana""I'm Diddy's side bitch""I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethin' here is afoot, oh yeah it's my dick""I'm angrier than all 8 of the reindeer mixed together with Chief Keef, cause I hate every fuckin' thing ya""Comes straight from the fish's ass, yeah, in other words, I'm a bass-turd""Now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my asshole""All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number, it's 1-800-I'M-A-DICK-SUCKER-I'D-LOVE-TO-SUCK-A-DICK""I ain’t never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go boing-boing-boing.""Just bend over and take it like a slut okay mom""You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespectin' me"
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"I'm like a stroller cause' you'll see just how I roll when you push me"
"If I catch you sucking another dick you better unsuck it""Call us Long John Silver's 'cause we selfish"
"Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana""She's like "That's harassment," I'm like "Yeah, and?""
"I'm Diddy's side bitch""I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethin' here is afoot, oh yeah it's my dick""I'm angrier than all 8 of the reindeer mixed together with Chief Keef, cause I hate every fuckin' thing ya""Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane"
"Comes straight from the fish's ass, yeah, in other words, I'm a bass-turd""Now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
shove it up my butt, let that little rascal nibble on my asshole""All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number, it's 1-800-I'M-A-DICK-SUCKER-I'D-LOVE-TO-SUCK-A-DICK""I ain’t never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go boing-boing-boing.""Just bend over and take it like a slut okay mom""You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespectin' me"
