A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

"Got a pretty little slut, suck the nut out the pee hole"

"I told that bitch "Suck my dick, this a full course meal""

"I'm tired of being poor and, even worse, I'm black"

"Play pickleball with my dick today"

"She told me she killing herself if I cheat. she lied, cheat on that bitch and that bitch didn't die"

"The chopper like to feel on all the opps, it's a molester"

"My sandals are perpendicular"

"I'm the shit, I'm that bitch, I'm Miss Poopie"

"I'll put a bullet in Bob the fuckin' Builder"

"I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam"

"Santa reindeer better have some ass"

"I fucked my money up and now it's pregnant with some triplets"