A Collection of the Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

Young Thug

She's sucking puttin' me in a coma, I nut on that fish on my sofa
Dome (2015)

A$AP Ferg

Just 'cause it's Japanese don't mean that that's a foreign car
What Do You Do (2017)

Drake

Feel like I'm bi' cause you're one of the guys, girl
Members Only (2023)

Jewel

My hands are small, I know, but they're not yours they are my own
Hands (1998)

Ab-Soul

Doing it big like not little
Gone Insane (2011)

Smokepurpp

So much brain I'm nutting SAT questions
Tide Pen (2020)

NAV

Your whip is a toilet, you're lookin' like poop in it
Spinning (2017)

Young Thug

I put my ice on her, she said 'Baby, I'm anemic', I'm like 'I'm anemic too, a Nieman Marcus Shopper'
Ooooorr (2011)

2 Chainz

Known to act a donkey on the cameltoe, then take the cameltoe and turn it in to casserole
Yuck! (2012)

Jaden

All your verses sound like dirty dishes, I'm about to clean them in the kitchen
Icon (2017)

Shahira

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains
Whenever, Wherever (2001)

Yeat

Yeah, I'm on a whole nother level, I'm on a whole nother height
Lying 4 fun (2021)