Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne

Also known as: Tunechi, Weezy, Mr. Carter

Lil Wayne, born Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., is a highly influential American rapper, songwriter, and record executive. Rising to prominence in the early 2000s, Lil Wayne is celebrated for his distinctive raspy voice, intricate wordplay, and prolific output. He is known for his groundbreaking mixtapes and albums that have shaped the landscape of hip-hop, blending Southern rap roots with innovative lyrical techniques. Beyond his musical contributions, Lil Wayne has fostered a generation of artists through his label, Young Money Entertainment, and remains a pivotal figure in the evolution of rap music and popular culture.

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Worst Lyrics 37

"Play pickleball with my dick today"
From Sharks (2025)
Explicit"Look, I fucked the bitch with a broomstick, the same broom that I didn't clean my room with"
From Road Lizard (2020)
Explicit"Titty-fuck your baby mama, she breastfeed your child while I do it"
From Mama Mia (2020)
Explicit"Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till"
From Karate Chop (Remix) (2013)
Explicit"How the fuck you gon' talk shit to diarrhea"
From Trigger Finger (2013)
Explicit"Long hair, red bone, but her pussy is hairless, Mwah💋, I french kiss it like we in Paris"
From Beware (2013)
Explicit"Been eating so much pussy, man I'm starting to get chubby"
From 500 Degrees (2013)
Explicit"She say my dick could be the next black president"
From IANAHB (2013)
Explicit"When life hands you lemons, find the limelight"
From Shit Stains (2013)
Explicit"Last night I took a transformer, and had a dream that my dick turned into Megatron"
From IANAHB (2013)
Explicit"I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy"
From IANAHB (2013)
"She said, "I never want to make you mad, I just want to make you proud", I said, "Baby just make me cum, then don't make a sound""
From Love Me (2013)
Explicit"Suck this dick and swallow that nut and call it Penis colada"
From Wowzers (2013)
Explicit"On my Proactiv shit, pop that pussy like a zit"
From Pop That (2012)
Explicit"Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel Ni**a"
Context: Lil Wayne must be referring to the famous director Steven Spielberg, because Steven Spiel Ni**a is not a real person.
From Bandz a Make Her Dance (2012)
Explicit"Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt"
From The Motto (2012)
Explicit"Fuck Pusha T and anybody that love him, his head up his ass, imma have to head-butt him"
From Ghoulish (2012)
Explicit"I had to stick my thumb in her ass one time, smell my finger make you vomit"
From Faded (2012)
Explicit"Fuck that shit my money up, you ni**as just Honey Nut"
From 6 Foot 7 Foot (2011)
Explicit"Don't fuck up with Wayne cause when it "Waynes" it pours"
From How to Hate (2011)
"I think you stand under me if you don't understand me"
From 6 Foot 7 Foot (2011)
"When I'm done she hold me like a conversation"
From Motivation (2011)
"All about my riches, my name should be Richard"
From Blunt Blowin' (2011)
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"
From 6 Foot 7 Foot (2010)
Explicit"Got 10 bathrooms I could shit all day ni**a"
From Steady Mobbin' (2009)
"Weezy F baby and the 'F' is for phenomenal"
Context: The word "phenomenal" does not have an 'F' anywhere within it.
From Yes (2009)
Explicit"All black Maybach, I'm sittin' in the asshole"
From Maybach Music 2 (2009)
Explicit"I'm da pussy monsta, da pussy monsta, da pussy monsta, da pussy monsta, girl you gotta feed me, pussy, pussy pussy, pussy pussy, pussy pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy"
From Pussy Monster (2008)
"Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing"
From Lost (2008)
"They can't stop me, even if they stopped me"
From 3 Peat (2008)
"Swagger tighter than a yeast infection, fly go hard like geese erection"
From Dr. Carter (2008)
Explicit"Young ass ni**a had a thing for old ladies, but as I got older I began to like 'em younger"
From Never Get It (2008)
"Imma go so opposite of soft"
From Mr. Carter (2008)
Explicit"What are you asking, if I don't have the answer it's probably on the web, like I'm a damn tarantula"
From DontGetIt (2008)
"I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit"
From Lollipop (Remix) (2008)
"I been around, I'm still around, like the Geico cavemen"
From I can't Feel My Face (2007)
Explicit"I got old money, coulda bought a dinosaur"
From S on my Chest (2007)
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