
Kanye West
Also known as: Yeezy, Ye, Yeezus
Kanye West is a visionary American rapper, producer, and fashion designer known for his groundbreaking influence on music, fashion, and popular culture. Emerging as a producer for Roc-A-Fella Records in the early 2000s, West quickly rose to prominence with his solo debut album, "The College Dropout," which showcased his introspective lyrics, soulful production, and social commentary. Throughout his career, Kanye has pushed artistic boundaries with albums like "Late Registration," "Graduation," and "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy," each marking new milestones in hip-hop innovation and critical acclaim.
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"She gon' take it up the ass like a ventriloquist"
"She came from the club tryna fuck, bitch, get in the shower -
You a kid to me, boy, I prolly fucked your mama"
"Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome, none of us'd be here without cum"
"Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, I'ma feel like an asshole"
"Something smellin' like shit, that's the new fragrance"
"I was textin' God he said, 'I gave you a big dick, so go extra hard'"
"We get this bitch shaking like Parkinson's"
"Eatin' Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce"
"I'd rather be a dick than a swallower"
"I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick"
"I always had a Ph.D: a pretty huge dick"
Worst Lyrics 25
"I gave my cousin head"
Context: In April of 2025, Kanye West announced to the world that he had performed oral sex on his cousin when they were kids. Why he made this into a song is unknown.
"Okay, you the king, Burger King"
"Reach for the popcorn, oops, that's my cock"
"Closed on Sunday, you're my Chick-fil-A"
"I love your titties 'cause they prove I can focus on two things at once"
"Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt like a private school for women, then I get there an all the Popeye's is finished, girl"
"They say I'm possessed, it's an omen -
I keep it 300, like the Romans"
"In a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants"
"She said, "Ye, can we get married at the mall?""
"Make a nun cum, make her cremate, uh"
"Tell a girl like Doritos that's nacho cheese"
"Are you into astrology, 'cause, um, I'm tryna make it to Uranus"
"Real rappers is hard to find like a remote control"
"She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson"














