A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

My dick longer than a Pringle box

[Pray 4 Love, 2015]

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas

[Umbrella, 2022]

Reach for the popcorn, oops, that's my cock

[ TIME MOVING SLOW, 2024]

You ever left a tip so big, you fuck the waitress?

[Big Ass Bracelet, 2022]

Never used to eat, I was eatin' sleep for dinner

[Chippi Chippi, 2018]

Bruno Mars is still sucking dick and fucking male butts

[Martians vs. Goblins, 2011]

If I tell her to paint me a picture, she gon' Van Gogh

[Me N My Kup, 2023]

I grabbed that ass and she call me a perv, opened her legs so I had to insert

[Glow Up, 2018]

She said, "I never want to make you mad, I just want to make you proud", I said, "Baby just make me cum, then don't make a sound"

[Love Me, 2013]

Shit on anybody, I'm a rappin' porta potty

[Top Dawg CypHa , 2009]

I got something hard for you not no candy

[ Take My Hand, 2015]

Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane

[Love the Way You Lie, 2010]