A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again

[Happy Holidays, You Bastard, 2001]

You're gay as fuck like a fish stick

[Ginseng Strip 2002, 2013]

Scooby Snack jurassic plastic gats booby trap

[DoYaThing (Extended Version), 2012]

I be on the porch ass-naked with my shotgun

[ASS NAKED WITH MY SHOTGUN, 2012]

Alright, what you call a chick that don't suck dick? You don't

[NEVER, 2016]

Come to your home and fart in your hot tub

[That’s Y I’m Here, 2005]

Shawty got some real good P'nuss

[Crack, 2012]

I change my outfit more than transsexuals change gender

[Odd Toddlers, 2008]

My head was too big for her ass, so I used my fingers

[Sex Out South, 2007]

I heard yo' grandma got cancer, I feel bad for her - But no cap, before she die, I'ma scam her first

[Underworld, 2020]

Made her pussy fart, burp, cough, her vagina speak

[Face-Off (L.S.Darko), 2012]

Yeah, I cum fast, but this music gonna last long

[These Days, 2019]