A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

You ever left a tip so big, you fuck the waitress?

[Big Ass Bracelet, 2022]

Never used to eat, I was eatin' sleep for dinner

[Chippi Chippi, 2018]

Bruno Mars is still sucking dick and fucking male butts

[Martians vs. Goblins, 2011]

If I tell her to paint me a picture, she gon' Van Gogh

[Me N My Kup, 2023]

I grabbed that ass and she call me a perv, opened her legs so I had to insert

[Glow Up, 2018]

She said, "I never want to make you mad, I just want to make you proud", I said, "Baby just make me cum, then don't make a sound"

[Love Me, 2013]

Shit on anybody, I'm a rappin' porta potty

[Top Dawg CypHa , 2009]

I got something hard for you not no candy

[ Take My Hand, 2015]

Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane

[Love the Way You Lie, 2010]

Yeah, think I'm shitting on you, but I barely farted

[The Hooch , 2016]

I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

[WAP, 2020]

Wrong hole, ni**a, that’s my butt

[Face Down, 2023]