A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

Jeepers creepers, the gators got measles

[3 Headed Snake , 2019]

Someone left the cake out in the rain

[MacArthur Park , 1968]

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

[I’ve Never Been To Me, 1977]

Fuck the fame, I'm sipping lean when I'm driving

[Codeine Crazy, 2014]

Ho done took off with my dick, I should be takin' her to court

[No Effort , 2017]

Other girls? Fuck them, I'd rather touch myself to you than fuck them

[Hello Miss Johnson, 2024]

I woke up in the morning, hard like morning wood in the morning

[T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever), 2011]

If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested

[THE HEART PART 6, 2024]

I don't care if you're just thirteen you look too good to be true

[Jailbait, 1981]

Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage

[Cool, Daddy Cool, 2001]

That money make me cum, it make me fornicate

[Tunnel Vision, 2017]

Gargle on my mayo

[Solo Dolo (Nightmare), 2009]