A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

I fucked my money up and now it's pregnant with some triplets

[LOCO, 2025]

I don't trust white people with dreadlocks

[Big Poe, 2025]

What the fuck is a ceiling?

[Invincible, 2012]

Shittin' on bitches, no potty

[Butterfly Ku, 2023]

I might die, when I forget how to breathe

[Kissin’ U, 2010]

I don't give no fucks, I shoot a toddler or a old lady

[Smoke Wit Us, 2025]

Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again

[Happy Holidays, You Bastard, 2001]

You're gay as fuck like a fish stick

[Ginseng Strip 2002, 2013]

Scooby Snack jurassic plastic gats booby trap

[DoYaThing (Extended Version), 2012]

I be on the porch ass-naked with my shotgun

[ASS NAKED WITH MY SHOTGUN, 2012]

Alright, what you call a chick that don't suck dick? You don't

[NEVER, 2016]

Come to your home and fart in your hot tub

[That’s Y I’m Here, 2005]