A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

Shittin' on bitches, no potty

[Butterfly Ku, 2023]

I might die, when I forget how to breathe

[Kissin’ U, 2010]

I don't give no fucks, I shoot a toddler or a old lady

[Smoke Wit Us, 2025]

Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again

[Happy Holidays, You Bastard, 2001]

You're gay as fuck like a fish stick

[Ginseng Strip 2002, 2013]

Scooby Snack jurassic plastic gats booby trap

[DoYaThing (Extended Version), 2012]

I be on the porch ass-naked with my shotgun

[ASS NAKED WITH MY SHOTGUN, 2012]

Alright, what you call a chick that don't suck dick? You don't

[NEVER, 2016]

Come to your home and fart in your hot tub

[That’s Y I’m Here, 2005]

Shawty got some real good P'nuss

[Crack, 2012]

I change my outfit more than transsexuals change gender

[Odd Toddlers, 2008]

My head was too big for her ass, so I used my fingers

[Sex Out South, 2007]