A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested

[THE HEART PART 6, 2024]

I don't care if you're just thirteen you look too good to be true

[Jailbait, 1981]

Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage

[Cool, Daddy Cool, 2001]

That money make me cum, it make me fornicate

[Tunnel Vision, 2017]

Gargle on my mayo

[Solo Dolo (Nightmare), 2009]

My dick longer than a Pringle box

[Pray 4 Love, 2015]

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas

[Umbrella, 2022]

Reach for the popcorn, oops, that's my cock

[ TIME MOVING SLOW, 2024]

You ever left a tip so big, you fuck the waitress?

[Big Ass Bracelet, 2022]

Never used to eat, I was eatin' sleep for dinner

[Chippi Chippi, 2018]

Bruno Mars is still sucking dick and fucking male butts

[Martians vs. Goblins, 2011]

If I tell her to paint me a picture, she gon' Van Gogh

[Me N My Kup, 2023]