A Collection of the Funniest Song Lyrics of All Time.

"The chopper like to feel on all the opps, it's a molester"

"My sandals are perpendicular"

"I'm the shit, I'm that bitch, I'm Miss Poopie"

"I'll put a bullet in Bob the fuckin' Builder"

"I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam"

"Santa reindeer better have some ass"

"I fucked my money up and now it's pregnant with some triplets"

"I don't trust white people with dreadlocks"

"What the fuck is a ceiling?"

"I might die, when I forget how to breathe"

"I don't give no fucks, I shoot a toddler or a old lady"

"Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again"